If someone were to write me the story where telekinetic Aradia grudgingly helms Vriska’s junker of a smuggling ship while they snipe and fight across several solar systems, I would be very happy.

It could have domestic moments like when Vriska stumbles into the helmsblock all bloody and triumphant and Aradia chooses that moment to jump to light speed so that Vriska falls right on her smug face.  And the time the electricity goes down and they’re both terrified but Aradia has just enough power left in her to pipe in cheerful music and replace all the lyrics with “fuck y0u Vriska, y0u screwed up again!”  The time Aradia gets stir-crazy and rips an arm out of the biotech and Vriska tenderly patches it back up, but botches it all because she’s terrible at maintaining anything but her own robotics and she knows this and Aradia knows she knows this.  The time that Vriska decides to use manual controls to blast through an asteroid belt 8ecause the other way is 8oring!!!!!!!! and almost gets them killed, and Aradia turns off the hot water for a week.

Eventually they get completely fed up with the system (and Aradia gets fed up with Vriska’s hypocrisy) and they get increasingly more rebellious and get increasingly closer to getting completely blown up each time and HOW DOES EVERYONE NOT WANT THESE TWO LADIES TO BE GAY HATE-MARRIED IN SPACE, COME ON.

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    oh good lord. can this also be an erisol? can you even imagine? fucking nothing would get done.

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